Monday, March 26, 2012

vicks inhaler and me

Last two weeks i was sick.cought in a jail of fever but just for the weekend while the whole weekdays sore throat were being my best companion. Damn.it was awfull n annoying cos my nose always blocked by stupid mucus.every morning i have to blow my nose n still it only effects like 10% of it.i wish ive an inhaler.


N guess wat everybody!!!!


Last two days i found a vicks inhaler in my toiletries bag!!!.yes.all these while, it is there.i just have to korek my bag n ill find the cure to my ass whipping nose blocked.thank youuuuuu.


Anyho,since that i just use the inhaler cos i love the smell of menthol and camphor.it makes my clear nose,even clearer. It is definitely way better than 'clean n clear'.haha.


But the worrying part is.somehow i got addicted to it.n i realized ive been using it for the whole time since yesterday. I know it is not that big of a problem since its only for two days. But i wonder n a bit of afraid if this could possibly turn into a habit.


Oh btw guys. There is something to share. My housemate asked me what is the thing that ive been sniff sniff all these while.n i said, its an inhaler, to clear your nose blocked. Guess what evrybody!!!!????!!!.


He never use it beforeee and and and he never seen it beforee!!!!.how come u never use it before, cos it is so common n u can buy it at kedai runcit.i may a bit of hyperbolic. Sory.but seriously?.so i ask him what did he use to clear his nose.


N guess what evrybody??!!!!


He said : dulu time kecik, aku sapu minyak tanah kat hidung.


Whattaaa..okay..im a spoil bratt..


See guys.there is always something that YOU can learn from others. N dont ever look down or ejek orang laen. YOU just dont have to be so mean.Who knows if your nose blocked and you cant find any inhaler to sniff sniff.you can find minyak tanah :-)


After that he wanted to try it since it is new to him.unfortunately when he turn n ask, i already stick it in my nose.i feel so sorry bout you bro.heee


Ouh one more thing guys.if you are a smoker.you dont have to smoke and sniff sniff at a time.cos im afraid you might get a wee bit of confuse untill you accidentally smoke from your nose.


*Dont ask me where i get this tips from.


Have a nice day everyone.tara.


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Saturday, March 24, 2012

bersukan

Note**

Khinzir bagi aku ialah haiwan yg pemalas.so org malas=khinzir


K start.


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I was an athlte.both masa skolah rendah n skola menengah. Masa sekolah rendah aku maen bola, lompat jauh, 100m, 200m. Masuk skolah menengah, aku maen bola, 400m. Woah...hebat gak


(audience applause)


TAPI!!!

tu dulu sayang ku!


(audience silence...)


Masuk matrik ja aku da jadi umpama khinzir yg malas.kalau di masak pun, orang cina x mahu makan. Sebab aku da stop bersukan n focus mengejar cita2 aku. (yep.dulu time matrik aku focus blaja).but Still,focus blaja pun aku letak diri aku umpama khinzir yang malas.


Then masuk uia gombak,aku menerus kan aktiviti khinzir aku,tapi kali ni aku agak kurang malas.(audience applause~).sebab time ni aku banyak maen dan x focus blaja.tu yg cgpa mcm gampang tu. Dekat uia aku ada gak a maen futsal, bosan2, tapi jarang gak a.


N now dah kerja, aku swim je la kot.(itu pun sebab ada swmmg pool kat apartment aku, kalau x, jgn harap aku nak keluar kn peloh).eh,swimming mmg x kua peloh pon kan.


Aku x suka sebenanya. Berkelakuan seperti binatang ni.sebab dah la aku merokok.pastu aku x counter balek badan aku utk jadi sihat. So,wat i did now,(audience waiting) skrang ni evrytime aku ada peluang je utk kluar peloh, aku buat. Cos after all 'healthy body,healthy mind' kan?.kan?.kan?..ouh plus, aktiviti mingguan aku, evry saturday night aku maen ftsal..kcuali masa aku balek rembau..


Maksud nya dari situuuu~~, akuuuu...tak lagiiii....mcm khinzirrr~~~ :-D


Pakpakpakpakpak

(standing applause by audience)


Thank u! Thank u! thank u!


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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

keranamu negara ku

Aku x suka sejarah.sebab aku x suka melihat ke belakang.even kalo naek train,aku x suka duduk menghadap belakang.terasa seperti mundur.


Aku juga tidak suka modenisasi.sebab yang ada sekarang ini sudah cukup kotor, kenapa perlu kotorkan lagi. Even aku jalan kaki,aku boleh terjatuh sendiri. Terasa seperti budak kecil.


Tapi


nenek moyang aku suruh belajar sejarah.tengok yang dibelakang.untuk kesenangan yang didepan katanya.


Kehidupan sekarang paksa aku kedepan.pedulikan yang di belakang.untuk kesenangan sendiri katanya.


Tapi


Nenek moyang sekarang dah tak macam dulu dah.dah moden dah.keringat mengalahkan orang muda dah.sapa kata orang dulu x power? Sampai cucu pun jadi mangsa serakah


Orang muda sekarang dah bertamadun dah.belajar sampai luar negara dah.dinding kat rumah penuh dengan sijil belajar luar negara.sapa cakap orang sekarang lupa asal usul?

Sampai x tau nak beza agama dengan bangsa.


Aku?


Hmm..

Keliru..


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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Aku ada satu persoalan yang selalu aku fikir kan every time aku lepak kedai minum. Its not a big deal at first, tapi kesilapan yang agak kerap berulang buat aku rasa mcm nak hempuk ja kepala para tukang order di malaysia ni.ya, maksud aku, nak hempuk kepala dorang ngan apa saja yang tercapai dek tangan aku pada ketika itu.


The question is, apa maksud suam?..


Everytime aku order mesti panas yang dorang bagi.


Damn u.


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